What is your name? My name is Jeff

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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