The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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