A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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