Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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