- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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