I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Roses are red Im adopted

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Maths.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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