Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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