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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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