- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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