- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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