- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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