- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

This is an anti-joke.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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