What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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