- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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