What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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The New York Giants

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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