What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Jesus Christ

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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