- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What's better than a stick? A stone

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Knock knock Fuck off!

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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