- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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