Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Gustavo Andrade

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A women left the kitchen.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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