what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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