- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Immigration Laws

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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