what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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