- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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