If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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