Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Pain Olympics.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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