- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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