Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Andoni was here

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Anti Joke

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