Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What is green and slow Grass.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

a chinese man pays the full price

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

My jeans

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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