What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's just not right? Left

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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