- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

You're a big fat monkey.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

God is real.

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