- Anti Joke

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!