What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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