Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Donald Trump

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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