- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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