- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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