What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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