Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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