- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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