- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A man penetrates another man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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