How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Guess what? I like trains.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Anti Joke

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