- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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