- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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