- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

whats green and slimy? green slim

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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