What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

No your aunties a joke

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Who is big and stupid My brother

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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