What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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. . I am a whale

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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