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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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