- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

bangers and mash?

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Killing your friend as a joke.

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