- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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