What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Tunechi

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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