- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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