- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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