ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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