- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

why dont they make black forks

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Men's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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