- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

miha kako si?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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