- Anti Joke

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Knock knock, COME IN!

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

123 f*ck off

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha