Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Yo Momma So Fat!

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