WNBA

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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woman's rights

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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