A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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