- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do I hate? people

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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