- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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