- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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