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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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