A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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No your aunties a joke

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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