What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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