Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Small Penis.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Dwarf Shortage

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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