A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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american idol

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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