Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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