- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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