What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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