A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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