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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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