- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

HEY!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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