- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

whats green and lives in the water

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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