What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

A American seeking into mexico

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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