If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...