- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

HELLO EVERYONE

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Q: knok knok A: Im home

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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