A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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