What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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A man walks into a bar

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Jordan is pregant

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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