- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Rush Limbaugh

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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