Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A house comes around the corner.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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