- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Knock Knock. Doors open

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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