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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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