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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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