Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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