- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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