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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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