what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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