- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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