A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Weaner

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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