- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

A house comes around the corner.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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