- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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