An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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