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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

How old are you? 7

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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