- Anti Joke

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.