what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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You are joking right?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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