- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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