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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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