What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

womens rights

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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