Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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