- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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