Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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