There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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