In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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