- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

white or wheat? wheat please.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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