What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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