how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Anti Joke

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