- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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