- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Indians

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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