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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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