- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

time to spruce up!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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