- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Death by kayak

time to spruce up!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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