- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

* anti-punchline

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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