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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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