- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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