Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Anti Joke

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