whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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