What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why? Why not?

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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