- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

I like school Said no one ever.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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