What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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I'm hungry.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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