- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

A baby seal walks into a club.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

say it ten times fast: oh

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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