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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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