Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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