- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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