Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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