Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Knock Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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