They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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women's rights.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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