- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

The child was fired from his job.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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