Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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