Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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