Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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i like turtles

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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