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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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