- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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