What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

binladin walks into the american seals

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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