- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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