- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

How you know when dislextic

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

are you saying pam, or pan?

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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