- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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