What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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