- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Sarah Palin.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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