Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Michael Brown

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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