whats worse than failing your maths test?

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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