What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A penis walks into a bar..

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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