What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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I was watching Fox news.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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