- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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