What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Peas

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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