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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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