why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Racial Equality

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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