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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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