- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

How old is victor? Half past dead

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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