- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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