What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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