- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

NEVER

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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