- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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