Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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