A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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