- Anti Joke

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

No it doesnt..