- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

knock knock? come in

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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