- Anti Joke

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.