A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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