- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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