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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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