- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What does greg and Ian have in common?

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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