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An anti-joke

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Knock, knock. Come in.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

I had a submarine.... once

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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