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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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