- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

A guy at a baseball game....

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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