one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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