How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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