Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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