- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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