A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Knock knock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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