I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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