This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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